She said: Are you gonna write a song about me?
And I think that I just about threw up in my mouth
Hope that's the vodka talking
Yeah this is why, baby, I just don't go out

But then we're crashing in the shower
Getting drunker by the hour
I gotta get out
I hear the voices getting louder
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
I said someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out

Here we go again
We're taking off our clothes
We both give in
We say tonight's the last time
That's what we said last night
Here we go!
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me cuz I don't know how
I don't know how, to figure this out

Go on without me
Your sister left with Billy and I'm wonderin' how
Your glass is already empty
You grab me by the collar
And I'm all yours now

But then we're crashing in the shower (Jesus Christ!)
Getting drunker by the hour
I gotta get out
I hear the voices getting louder
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
I said someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out

Here we go again
We're taking off our clothes
We both give in
We say tonight's the last time
That's what we said last night
Here we go!
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me cuz I don't know how
I don't know how, to figure this out

I just wanna make this
Something to remember
Yeah, we'll never forget
The way the liquor tasted
Nothing is forever
So let's do this again
I just wanna make this night
Something we can both get right

Here we go again
We're taking off our clothes
We both give in
We say tonight's the last time
That's what we said last night
Here we go!
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me cuz I don't know how
I said! Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me how to figure this out
Someone's gotta tell me cuz I don't know how
I don't know how, to figure this out

You're wrong about me
And I promise that you're never gonna figure me out