Reading my paper in Roy's cafe
The old guy next to me is loud as day
Rambled and rambled while eating his pie
He dropped his wallet, now its mine

Sorry old man but that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it

Picked up the wallet and slipped out side
Walked around and walked around and walked around town
I found my nerve and a good place to hide
Only to find no cash inside

Oh well, I guess that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it

I got thirsty so I went to a bar
Met a little darling with the face of a star
In the morning woke up to find
She stole my car along with my heart

Oh well I guess that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it

Wish she'd give me back my heart

Oh, well I guess that's just the way that it is
Don't bother none
Won't help at all to worry about it