[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
       G                     Bm
I have always thought in the back of my mind,
            C
'Cheese and onions'!
       G                       Bm
I have always thought that the world was unkind, 
            C
'Cheese and onions'!

[Verse 2]
  C       C/B   Am   Am/G    Am/F# Am/E D   D/C  D/B   D/A
| /  /  /  / |  Do I have to spell it   out?

G                               Bm
C - H - E - E - S - E   A - N - D   O - N - I - O - N - S! 
   C      Cadd9
Oh,no!

[Verse 3]
              C                   D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
              Em                  Em7/D  A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self   clean!)
               C            D
Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
                 G                G7
...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, oh!
            C                   D
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
               Em             Em7/D  A
For everything nice, (Every - thing  nice!)
                   C            D
You'd better think twice,  (Ah, ah!)
               G                G7
At least, once more!   Oh - oh, oh!

[Verse 4]
             C                    D
Man and ma - chine, (Man and ma - chine!)
              Em                  Em7/D  A
Keep yourself clean, (Keep your - self   clean!)
               C            D
Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!)
                 G                G7
...Like a dino - saur!   Oh - oh, oh!
            C                   D
Man or de - vice?  (Man or de - vice?)
               Em             Em7/D  A
For everything nice, (Every - thing  nice!)
                   C             D
You'd better think twice,   (Ah, ah!)
               G     G7
At least, once more-------!

[Verse 5]
             C                     D
Man and ma - chine,  (Man and ma - chine!)
              Em                   Em7/D  A
Keep yourself clean,  (Keep your - self   clean!)
               C            D
Or be a 'Has - been',  (Ah, ah!) 
                 G      G7
...Like a dino - saur--------!
C               D       Em            Em7/D  A
   (Man or de - vice?)       (Every - thing  nice!)

[Coda]
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