Ever since I was knee-high to a bandy dragonfly I've been asking questions, "Why?" For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) I compared the monkey's tail to the flipper of the whale and the Buddhist's fingernail For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the anthropological technicalogical benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the anthropological technicalogical benefit of mankind I've seen pandas on the wing Heard the brontosaurus sing And I've measured balls of string For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) I've untangled tambourines Disinfected aubergines Looped a loop in submarines For the benefit of mankind (For the benefit of mankind) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the abracadabrical polysyllabical benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the abracadabrical polysyllabical benefit of mankind For the purely statistical theosophistical characteristical an in the street My proper reality universality fundamentality cannot be eat! (his fundamentality cannot be beat) My fundamentality cannot be beat! (his fundamentality cannot be beat!) For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the simply omnivorous wholly vociferous benefit of ankind For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the simply omnivorous wholly vociferous benefit of ankind For the benefit of mankind For the benefit of mankind For the anthropological technicalogical abracadabrical polysyllabical simply omnivorous holy vociferous! benefit of mankind HEY!