Gonna Spin a little tail 'Bout the prince of all whales On a bed of wet nails with a bucket set to bail So we're shooting the breeze It's a hella high seas Got the captain on his knees begging me please That's Another Story That's Another Story 'Fore my thoughts get away What I really meant to say... Gonna spin a little yarn 'Bout a summer on the farm On her belly in the barn shucks gosh darn Haystack Calhoun Gonna come around soon Send you to the moon with a bing bang boom That's Another Story That's Another Story 'Fore my thoughts get away What I really meant to say... So I'm here to spread the news From the pulpit to the pews Better spit shine your shoes pay your yabba dabba dues