Birthday parcels
Letters of love
Your bills and postcards
Soaring above
Through rain and shine
And all that mess
We bring your mail
Without a moments rest

Once Voldy took over
The sky's unoccupied
Once Voldy took over
The Owl Post went on strike

Hedwig's disappearance
Was the biggest clue
Then stories started changing
Monotony in the news
Daily Prophet, Quibbler
Recycling false words
But evil conglomerations
Don't care about they're birds

Once Voldy took over
The sky's unoccupied
Once Voldy took over
The Owl Post went on strike

Writers and techies
Those guys know what gives
Just keep on waiting
For The Boy Who Lived!
An aviary union
Holding perch-ins up at corporate
We won't deliver anything
Someone overthrow that git

Once Voldy took over
The sky's unoccupied
Once Voldy took over
The Owl Post went on strike