I hold more unfulfilled dreams than a dead letter officer
So many it seems that can never come true
I still believe no matter how stupid
that everything will work out with you
and my only hope is the dead letter officer
delivering what I am too scared to do
if I rely on my own hope and courage
then none of these dreams will ever come true

but I don't believe in love
'cause I watch too much TV
I don't believe in anything
but I believe that you'll be here with me

so I just rely on my dead letter officer
to send all my unaddresssed thoughts on their way
and when there's some chance that one of them reaches you
There's enough hope to go on for one day
so I wait every day for that dead letter officer
to bring all my secrets up to your door
I know that you'll thank that dead letter officer
for bringing the one thing that you've been praying for

And I should become a dead letter officer
read about things that the other half do
spending my time as a dead letter officer
I'll learn the secrets to winning you