I think I'll buy myself a home in San Diego I'll buy some Mexicans to clean it every day! I'd buy Canadians, but they're all friggin' lazy That's where the hippies went when Dubya won the day Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever I'm straight and white and male, American and free Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse Clarence Thomas, Halliburton, mass destruction, me! I'm sure that Europe is a lovely place to visit My wife would love to go there every single year (sing!) But they're just puppies (yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap yap) They need to shut their yaps, the big dog's over here Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever I'm straight and white and male, American and free Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse Bill O'Reilly, Diebold Systems, mass destruction, me! Here we go! I can't believe I bought that land in California, My stupid summer home just slid into the sea! At least old Uncle Sam is going to rebuild it My country loves to lend a hand to folks like me Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever I'm straight and white and male, American and free Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse Jerry Falwell, Coors Foundation, mass destruction, me! Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter, Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh, Rush Limbaugh Sean Hannity, Sean Hannity Tucker Carlson, Tucker Carlson Paul Wolfowitz, Paul Wolfowitz Oh oh oh oh, I will rule the world forever I'm straight and white and male, American and free Oh oh oh oh, Condoleezza check my posse Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!