I am the Hampire! Watch out Halloween night I a hammier vampire than anyone from Twilight I implore you, when your hear me at your door invite me in Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin! I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact I don't like stakes at all I just snack on necks for breakfast Gonna make a whithdrawal From the blood banks, "Thanks!" Or should I say,"Fangs a lot" Trick or treat, you're the other with meat now In case your forgot I am Hampire, the swine vampire I'm the king of mastication,I'm the best biter I am Hampire, the swine vampire I'mthe king of freaky creatures, there is none finer Don't misunderstand me I don't want your candy All I want's your blood Trick or trot,smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle Cuz this bovine spits more rhymes than even Dan Bull I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead You shoulda ran wee wee home But you just keep talking instead You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even A Resident Evil flows trought me call me Umbrella Corp president I don't graze on grains Brains remain my favourite chow You shoulda know better than to mess with a mad cow I am the Zombeef! The bull zombie I'm the beast who eats the feast between your ears I am Zombeef, the bull zombie Simply put i am the sum of all your fears When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms All I want's your brains! I don't say trick or treat All I want's your skull meat I must feed again Zip it, Zombeef, or I'll put you out to pasture Let me spell it out for you: I am the true master That is a Type-0 That is a Type-0 Positively shameless I couldn't eat your brains because you're clearly brainless That's utter bull I perfom unuterrable acts with the bat of an eye The game is up, the time is night It's time to say goodbye Move aside! We are the undead zombie herd All of my cattle are ready to battle Think you can win? That's just absurd! Don't misunderstand me I don't want your candy All I want's your blood Trick or trot,smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms All I want's your brains! I don't say trick or treat All I want's your skull meat I must feed again Don't misunderstand me I don't want your candy All I want's your blood Trick or trot,smell my hooves Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms All I want's your brains! I don't say trick or treat All I want's your skull meat I must feed again