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Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market
Kevin is a lunatic he works there every day
Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market
Kevin is a lunatic the mailman thinks he's gay

C       G         D       G
He says fuck you, grocery dollar two
C       G         D
That's his way to say have a nice day

      Kevin is a lunatic ...

C       G         D       G
He says go to hell candy bars are not on sale
C       G         D
but Zachary says he'll buy one anyway

      Kevin is a lunatic ...

 C           D               G
The mail-mailman thinks he's gay