Got the best news and the worst news of my life today:
Reel Big Fish is playing Winner's but it's a Thursday.

I've been told to cheer up
But I've also been told that everything sucks
And I'll never be anything at all.
Somebody hates me, well I hate you.
Go away, not everything's cool.
Maybe some day I'll give you a call.

It sucks not to be 18
When Reel Big Fish comes to town and
You can't go no matter how you beg.
I'm just a 15 year old kid;
Grant me this wish:
Please let me go see Reel Big Fish.

At 2:41 I'm out of school.
I am trendy and I'm cool and
That's all because I drink beer.
My alternative baby turns the radio on.
Snoop Dogg and Suburban Rhythm play my favorite song.
Say "ten" that's what I want to hear.

It sucks not to be 18
When Reel Big Fish comes to town and
You can't go no matter how you beg.
I'm just a 15 year old kid;
Grant me this wish:
Please let me go see Reel Big Fish.

I'm missin' the show.

I could go if I wish
But my mom's a Reel Big Bitch.
Let me go see Reel Big Fish.

I could go but my dad
Was the only ride I had.
I want to go Reel bad.