honjitsu wa minna ni watashi no totteoki no
koibana o kikasete agechau yo

this is not a drill! i say again!
this is a true love story! i say again!

totsuzen kokurarechatta zo! doushiyo! (doushiro to?)
basu orite aruitetara ushiro kara ikinari!

totsuzen na shichueeshon doushiyo! (doshiro to?)
are wa minna ga akogare no purinsu jan!

konna koto anbiriibaboo da yo!
mirakuru hassei! keikou to taisaku tomodachi ni kikubeshi!
(keitai toridashi po-pa-pi-pu-pe)
"watashi no ii toko nobe yo!"

henji datta no sanken shikanai
tonikaku ii kara nandemo dashite!
"tokuchou nai no ga tokuchou" tte yuu na!!

shinkingu taimu itsumo no sanbai
seikaku rukkusu moromoro sono ta
bunseki kanryou! satesate…
yokei kongarakatta yo…

(nani ga dame de nani ga tokuikatte
hontou wa jibun ga ichiban shitterun da yo ne)

demo konna chansu nigasanai mon!
watashi no miryoku zenbu kaki atsumete nantoka surubeshi!
(keitai toridashi po-pa-pi-pu-pe)
"deeto shitekuremasuka?"

kondo no doyoubi! mikkan shikanai
tonikaku daietto muri wa shouchi de
gurosu o nutte ahiru no renshuu

neiru no oteire itsumo no sanbai
karakon masukara moromoro sono ta
soubi wa kanpeki! oyasumi
zenzen nemuren… (tenchou~)

honban toujitsu! atafuta shimakuri!
junbi bandan! datta hazu nano ni…
kami wa gushagusha…hiiru mo oreta… (kusun!)

herohero purinsesu genbatouchaku
purinsu mirunari namidame dakedo
itsumono kimi demo yokatta tte
nadenade shitekureta yo

tonikaku daiseikou
tonikaku daiseikou
koibana o-wa-ri!!