It was far too late to change her mind
Since the day we met I laid it all on the line
Only to find she wouldn't leave
I couldn't believe it when she told me that she loved me
So I took her to bed but I should have said to her
No fucking way!

I'm damned if I don't and damned if I do
I thought I heard those three little words
Tell me how do I get rid of you
I'm damned if I don't and damned if I do
No self-control…I need to know
Tell me how do I get rid of you

This familiar stranger, six years gone
Couldn't seem more right…couldn't be more wrong
In retrospect I don't regret the situation's ending
And though I took her to bed I know I should have said to her
No fucking way!

I'm damned if I don't and damned if I do
I thought I heard those three little words
Tell me how do I get rid of you
I'm damned if I don't and damned if I do
No self-control…I need to know
Tell me how do I get rid of you