I went to a party The other night I wanted to feel my brain was light So i grabbed myself a bottle And i started drinking wine I thought pretty soon, i'd be feeling fine But i couldn't get high! oh, no! I couldn't get high! So i threw down my bottle And whipped out my pipe And i stuffed it full of grass And i gave myself a lot I huffed, i puffed I smoked and i toked After a while, my heart was nearly broke Because i couldn't get high, oh, no! I couldn't get high! So i threw down my pipe As mad as i could be And i got me a cube of lsd I waited thirty minutes for my body to sing I waited and i waited But i couldn't be located (??) Because i couldn't get high, oh, no! I couldn't get high! I couldn't get high! I don't know why! I couldn't get high!