Alien Death Ray Well my prize cow got killed by an alien death ray Little green men took my girlfriend away Now I ain't got nothin' to show at the fair No girl and a steer cooked to medium rare Chorus: Well little green men took my girlfriend away I swear what I'm singin' is true They'll fly into your town, they'll cut your cattle down And they'll take your girl away from you A blinding white light was all that a saw It came from out of the sky Now I got no girl and now I got no cow All I can do is sit here and cry I ain't got nothin' "gainst them little green spacemen I just wanna see my Linda Lou And if they bring her back I promise to throw them An ol' fashioned Texas barbeque (Chorus)