The minute I get out of my tent, My garden is covered with cement. The minute I went, And Radio One blasting outside. Asterisk. Twixt light and dark He said I'm a handyman. He was a handyman. Hewas a handyman. He was handyman. I said what you doing round that grave? Said I'm a handyman I saw you chatting to my wife Between the light and door. It was a handyman And the minute I got outta my tent.... Go out. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.... They have cheese. Not me. It was a handy a-handy a-handy man Conditions not good job You try and try to get under Just bang around Just bang around . Ha ha ha ha. And it does not cut me down. And Sunday nights don't get out anymore.