So, meanwhile back at the ranch My boy, you grovel for an olive branch Your arms outstretched, fabrication spoken You severed all ties and the bond was broken You are the gaffer's best boy Twenty sleazy and coy And it makes me sick You are the gaffer's best boy Meanwhile back at the bar Big time Charlie gone too far Bore him with your stories From all that you know You know everything from Wikipedia and it shows Because he's full of shit and so are you You're a weasel and I've had a bird's eye view You are the gaffer's best boy Twenty sleazy and coy And it makes me sick So everyone is at your place Cameras out for Facebook Shoe in the face, not one is a friend There is a reason for this The pragmatics of which you've seem to have missed You are the gaffer's best boy Twentysleazy and coy And it makes me sick You are the gaffer's best boy 20 sleazy and coy And it makes me sick And it makes me sick And it makes me sick And it makes me sick