You can count all of the pixels on your hi-def stream You can count all your friends doing that same old meme You can count all of the money wasted on Red Bull And you can count on me to be nothing but dreadful Count all the times that you said we're through But I'd rather count cormorants...with you Count them in or count them out Count their skins & count their scouts Count their sins & count their snouts Count their fins & count their trouts I could count the beans with my accountant creep I've counted the sheep until I was fast asleep I could count on Buster Posey to go two-for-three I could count on dracula to steal you from me Count all your blessings, either way it's true: I'd rather count cormorants...with you Count their spins & count their spouts Count their shins & count their shouts Count their wins & count their doubts Count the cormorants about