Use extreme care when you're working with me
If you hear me scream you will die
But please don't insult my dignity
By doing dumb things that provoke me to cry
I'm a helpful plant- i can cure petrification
And i'm pretty cute too
So before you pull me outta the ground
Before i make that fateful sound
I have one thing to ask of you

Cuz it's not easy
Being a mandrake baby
You're drivin' me crazy
So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy
I'm just a sapling
So please consider my feelings
Before you repot me
Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go

D'ya ever think that the reason i scream
Is cuz those earmuffs make me wanna kill you?
They hurt my eyes more than i hurt your ears
Oh madame sprout you know it's true
Just take them off and i swear i'll shut up
I don't wanna be a pain
But before you pull me outta the ground
Before i make that fateful sound
I have one thing i gotta explain

Yeah it's not easy
Being a mandrake baby
You're drivin' me crazy
So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy
I'm just a sapling
So please consider my feelings
Before you repot me
Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go

They've gotta go

(mandatory ba ba ba section!)

It's not easy
Being a mandrake baby
You're drivin' me crazy
So at least wear earmuffs that aren't pink and fluffy
I'm just a sapling
So please consider my feelings
Before you repot me
Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go
Yeah, oh they've gotta go
They've gotta go
Those ugly earmuffs have gotta go