I wanna tell him
But I can't tell him
How can I tell him
That Voldemort made horcruxes that are part of his soul
And his soul's split into seven and its hidden in these objects
And we've come back to Hogwarts so that we can find the last one
That's not something you can easily explain.

I wanna tell him
But I can't tell him
How can I tell him
We snuck into the Ministry to try to find a locket
But Umbridge had it hidden and then someone blew our cover
And we spent six months camping in the forest all alone
And Ron left us abandoned but then he soon returned
That's not something you can easily explain

Ohhhhh! We are on our own
Oooooh! Gotta finish this alone
Dumbledore left us with a secret task
So Neville we are sorry, but please don't ask

I wanna tell him
But I can't tell him
How can I tell him
That Harry said the name even though it was Taboo
And Death Eaters showed up and they took us to the Malfoys
And Bellatrix Lestrange went and tried to kill Hermione
And Dobby saved us all and then he died
Dobby died!

So Neville we apologize
We don't mean to antagonize
But to tell you this would be unwise
And needlessly complicated!
We'll tell you what you need to know
But just for now, please let it go
We wish that we could tell you so
But it not something we can easily explain!