Every one of you, of every size Every one of you, you're telling lies And when you're screaming that the river's high And when you feel just like you want to die To every one of you, I wave bye-bye Then they tell us, then they tell us Fat and jealous Then they tell us, can't tell us Fat and jealous Every one of you, you have a dream But all you ever do, is stomp and scream And then then they tell us, then they tell us Fat and jealous Then they tell us, can't tell us Fat and jealous Ah-huh, mac the mean man, what he done? He's only happy when the blood starts to run All you hear him singing like a bird He goes: La, la, la He never heard Mac the mean man, he's obscene He goes running after lowlife When he's not even clean? Every one of you, you pull my hair out But nearly all of you, weren't even there And when you're screaming that the ladies stare Even if you're maimed by a grizzly bear Every one of you I don't care, I don't care And then then they tell us, then they tell us Fat and jealous Then they tell us, can't tell us Fat and jealous