Oooooohhhhh! Don't smoke Jerry's eyebrows
they're sure to make you weep and frown.
and they we know that it's no fun,
because the secret ingredient is a bottle of rum!

Oooooohhhhh! Go down to the liquor store and pick me up a couple o' more.
but on your way be sure to have lots of fun but don't forget
a bottle of rum!

and most of you already know
we've gone completely psycho.
because we had a little too much fun
with one little bottle of rum.....

RRRRUUUUUUUMMMMM!!!!!
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