On my T.V. I was watching cable,
But now I must go set the table.
I must get all the spoons,
And I must do it all really soon.
I also have to get the forks,
So everyone can eat the pork's.
Last I must get the knives,
But if I cut myself it will be the end of my life.

We all need silverwhere what would we do without it?
If the table was not set we would all have a fit.
Utensils, utensils, forks, spoons, and knives,
If we didn't have them we would all get the hives.

When you're watching the cable T.V.,
You might have to stop to go pee.
If there was no silverwhere,
You would have to go in your underwear.
Without a spoon how could you eat soup?
And then that causes you not to poop.
When you don't go pop your butt will droop,
And then you'll end up in the chicken coop.

We all need silverwhere what would we do without it?
If the table was not set we would all have a fit.
Utensils, utensils, forks, spoons, and knives,
If we didn't have them we would all get the hives.

Oh no I forgot to get the napkins,
Now my head is starting to spin.
There is food on everybody's face,
I really need to get out of this place.
I opened the drawer but the napkins weren't there,
Now I will see if they are down the stairs.
I looked and looked and I finally found them,
The people were all happy especially the men.

We all need silverwhere what would we do without it?
If the table was not set we would all have a fit.
Utensils, utensils, forks, spoons, and knives,
If we didn't have them we would all get the hives.