G C F C G [Chorus] G Woo hoo hoo C Woo hoo hoo F C Woo hoo hoo hoo G Whoo hoo hoo [Verse 1] G God is all around us C And he exists as three F C Father, the son and the holy ghost G The Holy Trinity F C G Ooooh, the Holy Trinity [Bridge] Am D G God made the heavens and the earth in just under a week Am D G And Jesus taught upon the mound, blessed are the meek F C G The Holy Ghost is everywhere - he's a ghost so he can fly F C G Ooooh, and he haunts churches late at night [Chorus] G Woo hoo hoo C Woo hoo hoo F C Woo hoo hoo hoo G Whoo hoo hoo [Verse 2] G God will punish those who sin C Jesus died, for the win F C F The Holy Ghost delivers presents to children everywhere on Christmas Eve G C Woo hoo- [Spoken] J: What? B: What? Sorry, hang on. Lee? Lee? Lee. Lee! J: Dude B: Lee. Lee? L: What? B: That's Santa Claus J: It's Father Christmas B: Yeah, we're talking about the Holy Ghost, come on L: Well, what does the holy ghost do, then? B: (sigh) J: Well, he's, like a ghost- B: Yes J: Right, so he can fit through chimneys B: Yes, and what? J: And he knows when you are sleeping! Blargh! B: Wait, no! Jordan- J: Hm? B: Sorry, that is also Santa. And.. For some reason, Dracula? Sorry, look, it's very simple. Look, the Holy Ghost is the spiritual embodiment of God, on earth J: What does that mean? L: Yeah, that doesn't tell us what he does J: What's his job? B: Ah, forg- look, he- ... Erm... Well! He's a ghost, right? J: Hm hmm B: So he can probably fly L: That's what I said B: Yeah, we- ... Erm... He got me that bike for Christmas? J: No, that's Santa Claus B: Yeah, probably is, actually L: Yeah, well let's narrow it down. Is he a good ghost, like Casper the Friendly Ghost? Or a weird touchy ghost like a Patrick Swayze pottery ghost? They're very different B: I don't know. I've never though about it J: Yeah, he might be more of a Bruce Willis ghost, you know, he doesn't actually know that he's a ghost- L: I'm sorry, what? J: He just thinks he's a man and- L: What? Bruce Willis was a ghost? (sighs) Thank you so much for ruining Die Hard for me B: Sorry, look, I think I've got it. He's definitely a good ghost, because he did good deeds on earth J: Like what? L: Such as? B: (sighs) Well, he entered Mary J: Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good ghost B: What? What are you talking about? It was fantastic! He entered Mary, he got her pregnant, she gave birth to Jesus! It was a miracle! L: Right. So he's a sex offender ghost? J: Yeah, that is a spectral rapist B: No! Sorry, it was NOTHING like that, c'os she didn't even know about it, so- ... Oh [Chorus] G Woo hoo hoo C Woo hoo hoo F C Woo hoo hoo hoo G Whoo hoo hoo [Verse 3] G You can see God around us every day, C in the flowers and the trees F C And if you see Jesus Christ, G he'll cure your disease G But if you see the Holy Ghost, C call the cops without delay F C G If he offers you a chocolate bar, say no and run away F C G Ooooh, say no and run away G Woo hoo hoo!
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