[Intro] Bm  D  G  D
        G  D  A

Bm                 D                G             D
Our first kiss was Christmas in the Walmart toy department
          G                 D              A
She said: I should take you with me when I leave
Bm                D              G           D
We were searchin' New York for a fancy, new apartment
          G               D             A
She said: Central Park in Sea World for trees


    G             D               A
You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm        A         G            D              A
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

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Bm                D                   G            D
I like socks with sandals, she's more into scented candles
    G                   D               A
Oh, I'll never get that smell out of my bag
Bm            D
It was poorly handled
    G               D
The day we both got canceled
        G                D                   A
Because I'm a racist and you're some kind of slag

    G             D               A
You ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm        A         G            D              A
It's somethin' about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A            Em Gbm G
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together (oh, together)

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( G  D  A ) )

Bm            D                  G              D
I'm better at writin' was just a way to get you bitin'
        G                 D        A
Oh, the truth is that our egos are absurd
Bm                D
I thought we were fightin'
       G              D
But it seems I was gaslightin' you
  G                D              A
I didn't know that it had its own word

          G             D               A
You still ask about the cows wearin' my sweater
     Bm        A         G            D               A
It's something about the weather that makes them lie down
    G           D                A         Bm      A
The only time I feel I might get better is when we are together

[Final] Em  Gbm  G  D