There comes a time in a young man's life He should settle down and find himself a wife But I'm just fine, because I know that you are mine I fight crime online sometimes Then write rhymes I hide behind My switch, her wine, both crying I'm fine if you are fine Looking back on 2009 People said that it was raining all the time I see sunshine, because I know that you were mine You say that I'm wasting your time I smile and tell you things will be fine For some reason, I just can't say I do There comes a time in a young man's life He should settle down and find himself a wife But I'm just fine, because I know that you are mine