I'm the only gay eskimo, I'm the only one I know, I'm the only gay eskimo-o, In my tribe, I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka, But all I wanna do is get into his parka, I'm the only gay eskimo-o, In my tribe, Well, me and Nuckfluck Chuckbuck, we both like blubber, But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber, I'm the only gay eskimo-o, In my tribe, Ch-k-chss, [Ch-k-chss] I make a wish on the northern lights, That I could find a decent pair of whaleskin tights, I'm the only gay eskimo-o, In my tribe, And the seals they sing now: (ad. lib seal sounds) These cold winter nights are taking their toll, I even get excited when I see the North Pole, See the North Pole... I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo) I'm the only one I know, (I'm the only one I know-ho-ho-ho) I'm the only gay eskimo, In my tribe, (spoken:) Now like the proclaimers would sing it: (sung:)I'm the only gay eskimo, (only only only only) I'm the only one I know, I'm the only gay eskimo, In my tribe, (spoken:) Like Bob Dylan! (sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo I'm the only one Iiiiii know I'm the only ga-yyyyyyyyyyy eskimo (spoken:) Like Ric Ocasek from the cars: (sung:) I'm the only gay eskimo, (oh, oh-oh, oh-oh) I'm the only one I know, I'm the only gay eskimo, And she used to be mi-i-i-i-ine, (spoken:) Like Oasis! I'm, the only gay eskimo! (various noises, fight in background) (spoken:) Like Van Morrison: (mumbled in tune:) There only is one, I aint seen it come out on street and (mumbles) 'n Jesus Christ fits in there somehow as well... ..and the crack was good, (sung:) Well I'm the only gay eskimo, (only gay eskimo-o) I'm the only one I know, (only one I know) I'm the only gay eskimo, In my tri-i-i-i-be...