Hide all the antiques and put all the paintings away
Now it's my turn to heat up the R. C. A
Open up the fridge and put all the food to the rear
Make a lot of room for another couple boxes of beer

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug

We'll all go looking, where nobody knows
Open all the closets and maybe try on some clothes
We might go hawaiian, or maybe dress up straight
Just like daddy did on his first date

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug

There's bodies on the stairs, bodies all over the floor
Some of them are sleeping or just can't find the door

Hide all the antiques, put all the paintings away
Now it's our turn to heat up the R. C. A
There's neighbours above me, neighbours way down below
But we don't care, you know we're gonna go go go

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug

We all thought the party was over at five
But we found daddy's stash to keep us alive
There's neighbours above me, neighbours way down below
But we don't care, you know we're gonna let er' go

We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug

A teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone
They never should have left us alone