See my Lucy Potato
She's the girl that I gotta rape
See my Lucy Potato
She's the girl that I gotta shake

Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh yeah
Lucy Potato

One time two times
Ringing that phone
Three times four times
Nobody's home

Socially that chick's rejected
Intellectually demented
Looks real nice with her pink dress on
She's always drunk she's a lot of fun

Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh oh yeah
I wanna date

One time two times
Ringing that phone
Three times four times
Nobody's home

See my Lucy Potato
She's that girl that I gotta date
See my Lucy Potato
She's that girl that I gotta shake

Yeah
Lucy Potato
Oh Yeah
Lucy Potato

One time two times
Ringing that phone
Three times four times
Nobody's home

Lucy comes knock, knock, on my door
Lucy comes knock, knock, on my door
Lucy comes knock, knock, on my door
Lucy comes tap, tap, on my door

One time two times
Ringing that phone, yeah
Three times four times
Nobody's home

Three times four times
Ringing that phone