I heard what you're saying on the way up to Fife
And that was "Chances are there's skeletons in everyone's life"
Although I listened I will still disagree
Coz you're as stupid as Shania Twain who sold out for free
It would be better for me if I could take the key
And I could see what it's like given the key and bike
It could be better for me if I gave you the key
And I could know what it's like without the key and bike
I heard what you were saying sat in Tunbridge Wells
And that is "I've got my life to lead I guess you have as well
We need to find ourselves- we're lost in snafu"
And I said "You're in love and so am I just not with you"
Life's so much better for me now that you have the key
And you can do what you like given the key and bike
Get back with me and you can have the key
And we will see what it's like with both the key and bike