Something's a wrong! Last night's gig didn't go to well! People fighting near the stage a cable ripped and fucked the sound Fighting! Beating! There must be another way All we ask is to have a good time You don't need to start a senseless fight Have yourself some F.U.N. Macho man! These homos have to strut their stuff So they can show how cool they are But we know they're knucklehead Mellow out! Just kick back, enjoy the show Spare us all, don't prove yourself Why ruin someone else's night?