E6 Dmaj7 D6 C#m7 F#m7 Dmaj7 C#m E6 D6 E6 D6 [Verse] A D Five names that I can hardly Bm7 Stand to hear Including yours and mine A A and one more champ who isn't here, I can see the ladies talking D How the times are getting hard Bm7 A And that fearsome excavation on Magnolia Boulevard [Chorus] D A F#m7 And I'm going insane Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm laughing at the frozen rain Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm so a lone Bm7 D A Bm7 D Honey when they gonna send me home C Am Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend F Dm7 G7 Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a C Am Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend [Instrumental] E6 D6 E6 D6 [Verse 2] A D You fella, you tearin' up the street Bm7 A You wear that white tuxedo how you gonna beat the heat A D Do you take me for a fool, do you think that I don't see Bm7 A That ditch out in the valley that they're digging just for me [Chorus] D A F#m7 And I'm going insane Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm laughing at the frozen rain Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm so a lone Bm7 D A Bm7 D Honey when they gonna send me home C Am Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend F Dm7 G7 Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a C Am Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend [Instrumental] E6 D6 E6 D6 [Chorus] D A F#m7 And I'm going insane Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm laughing at the frozen rain Bm7 D A F#m7 And I'm so a lone Bm7 D A Bm7 D Honey when they gonna send me home C Am Bad sneakers and a Piña Colada my friend F Dm7 G7 Stompin' on the avenue by Radio City with a C Am Transistor and a large Sum of money to spend [Outro] E6 D6 E6 D6 D Bm7 A Bm7 Bm7 A D Bm7 A Bm7 Bm7 A