C Sherman: Oh my god it’s Becky Barnes Bb Am James: and Tom, they go way back in time C I think they dated in high school Bb Am Linda: Yep, she was cheering him from the sidelines C Sherman: Do they even recognize? James: I don’t know Bb Am Sherman, James & Linda: tom/ Becky has put on some weight C Sherman: He was embedded in Afghanistan James: Oh my god Bb Am G Linda: She embedded the inmate Ab G C Sherman, James, Linda: What will she say to him? Becky (spoken): Hi Tom Tom: Tom Houston Bb Am C Becky: I know who you are Becky I mean I’m Becky, Becky Houston I mean- Bb Am Tom: No, you’re Becky Barnes Becky: I’m good C Curt (sung): I heard Tom is seeing things Bb Man in a hurry: Only ghosts Am Gary: It’s called PTSD Curt, Homeless Man & Man in a hurry: Oh forget about it C Curt: Has she PTseen her hubby Bb Man in a hurry: He ran off Am Curt, Gary & Man in a hurry: She’s not as Hot as she used to be C Bb EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: But that look in their eyes is coming back Am All those years they had fun C Curt: But they’re both on the sales rack Bb Gary: They are spent Man in a hurry: They are cooked Am EA H, Curt, Gary, Homeless Man: They are done Dm Em Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: Wait, Something’s on his mind F EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: Will he opine? G All but Becky and Tom: Hold on it’s way too painful Dm Sherman, James, Linda & Rob: For Tom C EA H, Curt, Gary & Homeless Man: Or maybe for Beck. G All but Becky and Tom: Or maybe for me F What do you say C Dm Sherman: When you love each other F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say C G James: When years have passed F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say E Dm D Curt: When there’s no more buffer Bb F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say C What do you say Tom (spoken): Cold out Becky: Nothing really Bb Tom: How are things Am Becky: Uh haven’t seen it All but Becky and Tom: Ugh! C (Sung) Oh my god it’s a trainwreck Linda: My favorite Bb Am Rob: Give me my tub of popcorn C Man in a Hurry: Just skip to the fucking Homeless man: She’d never Bb Am All but Becky and Tom: Either way this is torture porn C James: I think I’ll step in and save her Bb Am Linda: Ha, you don’t have half of a chance, bitch C Gary: I don’t think either took a shower Bb Am Curt and Homeless man: Oh my god someone flip the switch Dm C F All but Becky and Tom: There! She looked at his crotch, he looked at her boobs G They’re walking a very fine line Dm C Oops, I think we’ve been caught G Is she looking at mine? F What do you say C Dm Gary: When you love each other? F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say C G Homeless man and Curt: The years have passed F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say E Dm D Rob and James: When you rediscover Bb F All but Becky and Tom: What do you say C What do you say? Bb Tom (spoken): Ah Becky, you look great Am C Becky: Thanks, so do you Tom: Thanks Bb Am Becky: So you just shopping for your kid? C Bb Am Tom: Nah, I’m shopping for myself. I like dolls C Bb N.C. Just kidding, I don’t like dolls. At least, not like that. Becky: I missed you. C F All but Becky and Tom (sung): What did she say C Dm C They still love each other F What did she say C G The years have passed F What do you say C D When you rediscover Bb F What do you say C G What do you say Eb Bb What do you say What did she C Becky (spoken): Say? Bb Am Tom: Nothing, no not nothing, I actually forgot what I was uh, going to C All: Say