Emaj7
9-1-1 (9-1-1, what's your emergency?)
F#
I'm in love (I see, so how can I help you?)
A7
I can hear the angels weepin'
    C                           Emaj7
So why do I feel like sleepin'?
Emaj7
Little birds, little birds
F#
Chirp, chirp, chirp
A7
Singin' like the day is perfect
C                                Emaj7
But to me, they sound psychotic


[Pre-Chorus]
C#m
I know you're gone, you left the scene
C#m
Heaven had more important things
    Bm        A
But I can't sleep
A                              B
I know you know exactly what I mean


[Chorus]
B                                Emaj7     F#  A7 C Emaj7
If life's a joke, then I'm dyin' laughin'


[Verse 2]
Emaj7
Brown liquor
F#
Why? Not sure
A7
Like the heroines of Cassevettes
     C                            Emaj7
I'm underneath the influence daily
Emaj7
Remember when (Remember when)
                    F#
We were kids? (Just kids)
F#
Best of friends (Best of friends)
     A7
All grass stains and chicken dinners
C
Menthol mouths and secret stitches
A7
Half pipes and PlayStations
C                  Emaj7    C
Suicidal ideation


[Pre-Chorus]
C#m
I know you're gone, you dropped the scene
C#m
Left all of your guitars to me
    Bm        A
But I can't play
A                                 B
I know you know exactly what I'm sayin'


[Outro]
B
If life's a joke, then I'm dyin' laughin'