[CATHERINE OF ARAGON] Divorced [ANNE BOLEYN] Beheaded [JANE SEYMOUR] Died [ANNE OF CLEVES] Divorced [KATHERINE HOWARD] Beheaded [CATHERINE PARR] Survived [CATHERINE OF ARAGON [spoken]] And tonight we are [TODAS] LIVE [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] Listen up, let me tell you a story [ANNE BOLEYN] A story that you think You've heard before [JANE SEYMOUR] We know you know our names And our fame and our faces [ANNE OF CLEVES] Know all about the glories And the disgraces [KATHERINE HOWARD] I'm done 'cause all this time I've been just one word In a stupid rhyme [CATHERINE PARR] So I picked up a pen and a microphone [TODAS] History's about to get overthrown [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] Divorced [ANNE BOLEYN] Beheaded [JANE SEYMOUR] Died [ANNE OF CLEVES] Divorced [KATHERINE HOWARD] Beheaded [CATHERINE PARR] Survived [TODAS] But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded LIVE! Welcome to the show To the historemix Switching up the flow As we add the prefix Everybody knows that We used to be six wives Raising up the roof Till we hit the ceiling Get ready for the truth That we'll be revealing Everybody knows That we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] All you ever hear And read about [ANNE BOLEYN] Is our ex and the way it ended [JANE SEYMOUR] But a pair doesn't beat a royal flush [ANNE OF CLEVES] You're gonna find out How we got unfriended [KATHERINE HOWARD] Tonight we gonna do ourselves justice 'Cause we're taking you to court [CATHERINE PARR] Every Tudor Rose has its thorns And you're gonna hear 'em live in consort [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] Divorced [ANNE BOLEYN] Beheaded [JANE SEYMOUR] Died [ANNE OF CLEVES] Divorced [KATHERINE HOWARD] Beheaded [CATHERINE PARR] Survived [TODAS] But just for you tonight We're divorced, beheaded LIVE! Welcome to the show To the historemix Switching up the flow As we add the prefix Everybody knows that We used to be six wives Dancing to the beat Till the break of day. Once We're done, we'll start again Like it's the Renaissance Everybody knows That we used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives [TODAS] Divorced [CATHERINE OF ARAGON] My name is Catherine of Aragon Was married 24 years, I'm a paragon Of royalty, my loyalty is to the Vatican So if you try to dump me You won't try that again [TODAS] Beheaded [ANNE BOLEYN] I'm that Boleyn girl And I'm up next, see I broke England from the Church Yeah, I'm that sexy Why did I lose my head? Well my sleeves may be green But my lipstick's red! [TODAS] Died [JANE SEYMOUR] Jane Seymour, the only one he truly loved [TODAS] Rude [JANE SEYMOUR] When my son was newly born I died, but I'm not what I seem Or am I? Stick around and you'll Suddenly see more [TODAS] Divorced [ANNE OF CLEVES] Ich bin Anna of Cleves [TODAS] Ja [ANNE OF CLEVES] When he saw my portrait he was like [TODAS] Jaa [ANNE OF CLEVES] But I didn't look as good As I did in my pic Funny how we all discuss that But never Henry's little [KATHERINE HOWARD] Prick up your ears, I'm the Katherine Who lost her head [TODAS] Beheaded [KATHERINE HOWARD] For my promiscuity outside of wed Lock up your husbands Lock up your sons K Howard is here And the fun's begun [TODAS] Survived [CATHERINE PARR] Five down, I'm the final wife I saw him to the end of his life I'm the survivor, Catherine Parr I bet you wanna know how I got this far I said I bet you wanna know How we got this far [TODAS] Do you wanna know how we got this far? Then welcome to the show To the historemix Switching up the flow As we add the prefix Everybody knows that We used to be six wives Get your hands up Get this party buzzing You want a queen Bee Well there's half a dozen Everybody knows that We used to be six wives But now we're ex-wives! One Two Three Four Five SIX!