On the first day of christmas My nucka gave to me A big old bag of some tree On the second day of christmas My nucka gave to me Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the third day of christmas My nucka gave to me Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the fourth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the fifth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the sixth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the seventh day of christmas My nucka gave to me Seven hookers, hookin' Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the eighth day of christmas My nucka gave to me: Eight bitches, bitching Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the ninth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Nine strippers, stripping Eight bitches, bitching Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars, And a big old bag of some tree On the tenth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Ten crips are cripping Nine strippers, stripping Eight bitches, bitching Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the eleventh day of christmas My nucka gave to me Eleven pips a pipping Ten crips are cripping Nine strippers, stripping Eight bitches, bitching Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five, oh fuck! Oh! What the fuck? Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Two stolen cars And a big old bag of some tree On the twelfth day of christmas My nucka gave to me Twelve nuckas, nuckin Eleven fuckin' something Ten crips are cripping Nine strippers, stripping Eight bitches, bitching Seven hookers, hooking Six free chileans Five spinnin' rims Four big ass blunts Three fat hoes Twos tolen cars And a big old bag of some tree