C                              G
There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is
          F                   C
But it’s been there all night long.
         G
Well, I waited up for Santa all Christmas night
        F                             G
But he never came and it don’t seem right
              C                                G
That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t make a sound
      F           G        C
But I wish you a merry Christmas.

[Verse 2]
                  C                             G
There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is
        F                    C
But it’s been there all week long.
          G
Well, the dog keeps barking up the chimney flue
      F                     G
And I don’t know what we’re gonna do
              C                                 G
‘Cause there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t move around
          F        G          C
And it’s been a week since Christmas.

[Verse 3]
                    C                            G
There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is
         F                     C
But it’s been there all month long.
             G
Well, it’s jammed up tight above the fireplace
         F                             G
And the house smells funny, such a big disgrace
              C                                G
That there’s something in the chimney and it doesn’t talk at all
         F             G        C
And it’s been there since last Christmas.

[Verse 4]
                   C                              G
There’s something stuck up in the chimney and I don’t know what it is
         F                   C
But it’s been there all year long.
         G
I’ll be waiting up for Santa like I did last year,
         F                  G
But my brother says he’s already here
          C                               G
And he’s stuck up in the chimney and he doesn’t say a word
           F       G        C
And he’ll be there every Christmas
           G        F       C
And we’ll have him every Christmas!