C
Got a flat in Timbuktu waiting for Triple A
                                             G7
When I saw that single headlight through the rain
G7
Flagged a kindly geezer down going the wrong way
                                         C
We sped away and left rubber on all four lanes
   C
He pulled a quick U-turn and hit a pickup from Montana
                       C7           F
While ploughing down a fire hydrant too
                                     C
Windshield wipers slapping times, he committed several traffic crimes
G7                                 C
This guy's like a one-man wrecking crew


[Chorus 1]

F                              C
Speeding's just a little bit of what he put me through
    G7                                       C
And swerving, he went off the road and hit a tree, yeah
F                                       C
Driving can't be easy, Lord, when you're only 4 foot 2
          G7
You know, driving's not that difficult for you
                                         C
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo


[Verse 2]

        C
When we drove right through a coal mine we hit a school bus full of nuns
                                     G7
We dragged along a string of traffic poles
        G7
Through all kinds of weather, through eighteen hit and runs
                                 C
His jalopy, Baby, kept us on the road
    C
One day he lost his specs, oh Lord, he let 'em slip away
                               C7        F
Still looking for them glasses I hope he finds them
                                            C
Well I'd trade all of my tomorrows for some dramamine today
       G7                               C
I just hope they know which body bag is mine


[Chorus 2]

F                                 C
Speeding's just a little word for what he put me through
    G7
His driving, you know it scared the pee right out of me, yeah
     F                                       C
He's swerving and he's weaving, Lord, and he doesn't have a clue
         G7
You know driving's not that difficult for you
                                         C
But it's difficult to do if you're Mr. Magoo


Oh, lucky for us I know a little used shortcut


[Outro]

        F                   C                   G7                   C
Oh look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, look out, watch out now
C
Oh, oh, oh, Mr. Magoo