B5              A5              G5              F#5
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X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|
X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|  X|---|---|---|
E|---|-| O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|---|-O-|
B|---|-| O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|-O-|---|   |---|---|-O-|
 |-O-|---|---|   |-O-|---|---|   |-O-|---|---|   |---|-O-|---|
   7               5               3               
       D              F#               G               A
E|-| B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|  
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|
X|---|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|
   5               2               3               5


Verse 1:
B5               A5
Sometimes things happen to me
     G5            F#5
that make me wanna curse
            B5               A5
like when I accidentally forget
                G5
where I left my man purse
F#5
not that I have a man purse
B5              A5
But I would prefer not to offend
G5                    F#5
fellow humans cause I am one
             B5                    A5
If there was only cursing terminology
                        G5            F#5
that seemed appropriate in all situations

-Hey guys, guess what?

-What?


Verse 2:

      
Yo, 
  B5                         A5
I landed on a planet that we used to call Pluto
      G5                       F#5
these aliens attacked I coulda sworn they known judo
  B5                       A5
I made it out alive with a gift to humanity
G5                        F#5
  to my surprise it was a satchel of profanity

-Peep game, It was words like


Chorus:

D
Boomshkie  -They said that
F#
Snigglesnoorp
G
Swaqqafuffle, Imzow, Zilkrek, Glepoosh
A
Dartafus    -So offensive
D
Dubopshazinski -Wow
F#
Frozen cherries
G
Flingpoot, Waflank, Derbragel
A
Blarfelnoggle  -And then they had the nerve to say
D
Florplestompkin