I've heard he's into leather and what they both do when they're together Curtains twitch in suburbia tonight I've heard that they're not real brothers, cos' their mam went with another Taproom gossip in suburbia tonight And the mother's meet and does the rounds Hasn't Sheila Jackson piled on the pounds? It wouldn't spread much quicker if you put it on the internet What's going on at number 34? Kev says there's bodies buried underneath the floor But this isn't murder its just Grenoside Can you believe that Keeley's with him again? A clever lass but she's daft when it comes to men Walls have ears and there's nowhere to hide In the corner shop all the rumours start With the dirty looks and the sly remarks It wouldn't spread much quicker if you put it on the internet Have you heard that Sue's expecting, Mark says cos' Donna texted him Chinese whispers and spies on mothercare Apparently he's off the wagon, he's been seen in the George and Dragon Put your eyes back in don't ya know it's rude to stare And all the decent people sleep in decent beds In preparation for another day of decentness If that's so decent then ill be something else She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying something for the weekend I'm telling ya its true cos' my cousin is her best friend She's had a black one. She's had a white one. She's had a brown one And Johnny reckons that he saw her in the chemist buying oral contraception It can't be for her hubby cos' he can't get an erection