I need white noise to sleep I need a sleep mask on me I shoot my gun like pow, pow, pow I shoot my shot like: How are yow? Salmon's a super food, salmon's a super food You are just super rude I took a super nude, for five dollars How about you, I'm on prime-time TV (TV) I eat a prime rib early (Early), I eat just to feed me (Feed me) I eat just 'cause I need me (Need me) Pineapple upside down, down In the toilet, I make a brown, yeah, In the- Pineapple upside down, down In the toilet, I make a brown, yeah, In the- Throw a stones, toss all across the creek And I do it everyday, Monday through Friday, every week And I do it every month, March, February, April (I'm about to go in, don't worry about it at all, actually) I go to Naples Pineapple upside down, yeah In the toilet, I make a brown, yeah In the ocean, yeah, I down, yeah Make some motion to the sound, yeah 90 Day Fiancé, more like ninety day chimpanzee Go to the zoo and see some fish Go to the well and make a wish (Hahahaha) In reality, I got a lot of free time, yeah In reality, I'm sponsored by a wine company, so I got a lot of free wines (Free wines!) And I'm sponsored by a lot of watermelon companies so I eat a lot of free rinds (Yuh, yuh-yuh, yuh, yuh, ya-ya-ya-ya) Pineapple upside down, yeah In the toilet I make a brown, yeah In my wedding I won't wear a gown, yeah I would rather wear Lady Gaga's meat dress! Tickle the president for the free pass Put him in the bath to get his feet wet Take him to Five Guys, that's what she said That's amore, yeah, I speak French Pineapple right-side up is boring I like to envision you snoring Red Chili Peppers, what I'm snorting When the camera Isn't recording Pineapple right-side up is boring I like to envision you snoring Red Chili Peppers, what I'm snorting When the camera Isn’t recording (Hahaha) (Ahahahaha)