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I've heard (I’ve heard)
I've heard
[Verse 1]
G
I've been hearing 'bout 'dad bods' a little too long
C G
So what about my muffin top is wrong?
C G
Sucking in really sucks even if I had a million bucks
D G
I’d hire Jillian Michaels and i'd probably still give up
[Chorus]
C G
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
D G
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
C
You can't spell "diet" without "die"
G
I've been eating carbs since '95
D G
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
[Verse 2]
G
God bless the Kardashian's for bringing curves back
C G
And all the sexy one-pieces hanging off the racks
C
If you can't handle these love handles
G
You can find me at McDonalds
D G
And trust me, they'll be loving it
[Chorus]
C G
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
D G
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
C
You can't spell "diet" without "die"
G
I've been eating carbs since '95
D G
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
Em D C
Now I can't tell you what is gluten free
Em D C
But I can tell you, you won't catch me counting calories
Em D C D
Or macros, or net carbs, or hell MSG
[Chorus]
C G
I can't be the only one who likes extra fries over exercise
D G
I never eat the produce that I buy, so why even try?
C
You can't spell "diet" without "die"
G
I've been eating carbs since '95
D G
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
[Outro]
D G
And I heard (I heard) thick thighs save lives
C D G
So love thigh-self
