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F        C               C        F   
Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet   
F        C               C        F
Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet
F        Bb      C        F
Halley's Comet   Halley's Comet   
Dm       Gm      C        F
Halley's Comet   Halley's Comet 

[Repeat]

F             C                 Bb             F
How could you know that I lived in a desperate world?
How could you dream that we were all made out of stone?
What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

F                    Eb 
Knock on my windows, link up the chains
Bb                     F
It's gotta be easy, no splinters no pain
F                          Eb 
It's Cadillac rainbows and lots of spaghetti
Bb                          C 
And I love meatballs so you better be ready

F                     Bb              F
I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town
Central part of town, I'm going down
I'm going down to the central part of town

F        C               C        F   
Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet   
F        C               C        F
Halley's Comet, I said-a Halley's Comet
F        Bb      C        F
Halley's Comet   Halley's Comet   
Dm       Gm      C        F
Halley's Comet   Halley's Comet 

[Repeat]

F                  Bb               F
What did I do? And don't be blamin' eat my kazoo 
F 
For everything I do to know the story
Bb                     F
And everything I do to pull me in
F
And everything I say to get the title
    Bb                     F
But when they use it on me I reject it

F              C         Bb
What would you do if you ate my daddy's shoes?
What would you say if it was naturally for you?
How would you feel if it rained hungry catchews?
How would you like to have your thick strawberry goo?

F                 Eb
I'm sinking down, it's a glorious feeling
Bb                           F
To make a big difference, my body is reeling
F                     Eb
Even Broth Zada can't shine my shoes
Bb                                   C
But I know deep inside it's got some mighty fine hues.

F                     Bb              F
I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of town
I'm going down to the central part of ...