Intro:
F5  Bb5  F5  Bb5  F  Bb5

Am G           C            F
arizona curled up with california
Am                G                    Dm           G
then she tried to hide the whole thing from new mexico
Am         G                C             F
who knew before he saw them making out in yuma
Fm                C              G (G6)
that she had been loving someone new
        F5             D5               E7
but california not california how could you

Bridge:
F  Fm  C  Am  F  Fm  C
 F  Fm  Am  A7  Dm  Fm  C

Bb
the bully loved her cactus
Am
the underdog her pine
Dm                      G        E7
but she would only love one at a time
Am      G             C          F
new mexico had always hated california
Am            G            Dm            G (G6)
and though he knew that arizona wore the pants
Am       G             C                F
he got loaded then he started throwing punches
Fm       C     G     E7    F     G
the poor injun never had a chance
C            E7    Am
scissors cut paper
F     C      G (G6)
paper covers rock
C            E7   Am
rock crushes scissors
F        G     F   Fm   C
scissors fall apart