[Intro]
E|--------------------------|
B|--------------------------|
G|--------------------------|
D|--------------------------|
A|--------------------------|
E|---12*---12*---12*---12*--|

    C        Em       G     C        Em       G
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--------0--------0-----0--------0--------0-----5--4-----0-----0--5--4-----0-----0--|
A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0--------0-----0-----------0-----0-----|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4-----------------------------------------------|

        C        Em               C        Em               G
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x-x-|
B|--3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3---3--4--6-----6--4--3-4-3---0--1-----3-----3-----3-----3--3--3--3---3--x-x-|
G|--0--------0----------------0-------------------------0--------------------0-----0--2--0--2b--0--x-x-|
D|--0--------0----------------0-------------------------0---------------------------------------0--x-x-|
A|--0--------4----------------0--------4----------------0-----0-----0-----0-----0---------------0--x-x-|
E|--0--------4----------------0--------4-----------------------------------------------------------x-x-|

[Verse 1]
    C        Em       G     C        Em       G
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------|
D|--------0--------0-----0--------0--------0-----0----0-----------------------------|
A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0-------0-----------------------------|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------|
   Agony,   agony, feel the agony,   agony   of the  stars.    Feel the
   
    C        Em       G     C        Em       G   
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------0-----0----0-----------------------------|
D|--------0--------0-----0--------0-------------------0-----------------------------|
A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0-------0-----------------------------|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------|
   Agony,   agony, feel the agony,   agony   of the  stars.
   
              C          Em       G       C         Em      G
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|------------5----------4----------------5---------4----------------0--0------0--0-----|
G|--------------------------------3b------------------------3b-------0--4------3--4-----|
D|------------5-------------------0-------5-----------------0--------0--0------0--0-----|
A|------------5----------4--------0-------5---------4-------0--------0--0------0--0-----|
E|------------0----------4----------------0---------4-----------------------------------|
   There's a hat on the bed,             take that hat off of your head.
   
        C           Em        G         C           Em      G   
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------------------0---------------------|
G|--------------------------------------------------------------0---------------------|
D|----------------------------0-----------------------------0---0---------------------|
A|------------------4-------4-0---------------------4---4---0---0---------------------|
E|------12*---------4-------4-----------12*---12----4---4-----------------------------|
   And kiss me like a french boy     kisses   his french boy toy.
   
[Chorus 1]
       A                            C
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----2----------------------------8------------------------------------|
G|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------|
D|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------|
A|-----2----------------------------5------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------0------------------------------------|
   And I will be your lap dog on Sunday afternoon,      how have you
   
      G                               C
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0-----3----3-3---1--0-----------------------8---8---8---5------------|
G|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--2--------5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
D|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0-0---5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
A|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0-0---5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
E|------------------------------------0-----------0---0---0---0------------|
    been?               I've been fine.             How have you
        
          G                               C
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0-------3--1------0-------0-----------------8---8---7---5------------|
G|----0-------0--0--2/4---0-----------5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
D|----0---0---0--0----------2/4-------5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
A|----0---0---0--0--------------------5-----------5---5---5---5------------|
E|------------------------------------0-----------0---0---0---0------------|
    been?        Boy.   I've been fine. 
  
[Intro 2]
    C        Em       G     C        Em       G
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------0-----------------------0----------------------------------------------|
D|--------0--------------0--------0--------------5--4-----0--------5--4-------0-----0-----|
A|-----0--------4-----0--------0--------4-----0--------0-----0--0--------0-0-----0--------|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4-------------------------------------------------0--|

    C        Em               C        Em                G
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------x-x-|
B|--3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3---3--4--6--4--6--4--3-4-3----0--1-----3-----3-----3-----3--3--3--3---3--x-x-|
G|--0--------0----------------0--------0-----------------0--------------------0-----0--2--0--2b--0--x-x-|
D|--0--------0----------------0--------0-----------------0---------------------------------------0--x-x-|
A|--0--------4----------------0--------4-----------------0-----0-----0-----0-----0---------------0--x-x-|
E|--0--------4----------------0--------4------------------------------------------------------------x-x-|

[Verse 2]
    C        Em       G     C        Em       G
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------0-----------------------------|
G|-----------------0-----0--------0--------0----------0-----------------------------|
D|--------0--------------------0--------0-------------0-----------------------------|
A|-----0--------4-----0-----0--------4--------0-------0-----------------------------|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------|
   Agony,   agony, feel the agony,   agony   of the  stars.    Feel the
   
    C        Em       G     C        Em       G
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------0--------------0--------0----------3-----------------------------|
G|-----------------------0-----------------------0----0-----------------------------|
D|--------0--------------------0--------0-------------0-----------------------------|
A|-----0--------4-----0-----0--------4--------0-------0-----------------------------|
E|--0--------4--------------0--------4----------------------------------------------|
   Agony,   agony, feel the agony,   agony   of the  stars.
   
            C            Em       G        C           Em      G
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------5------------4-----------------5-----------4----------------0-----0--0---0---0--0-|
G|--------------------------------3b---------------------------3--0-----4-----3--4---3---0--3-|
D|----------5---------------------0--------5-------------------0--0-----0-----0--0---0---0--0-|
A|----------5------------4--------0--------5-----------4-------0--0-----0-----0--0---0---0--0-|
E|----------0------------4-----------------0-----------4--------------------------------------|
     The wrestling mat's red,        the villains are hanging from a thread
   
        C         Em        G        C        Em                G
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----(0)--------------------------(0)-------------------------0------------------|
G|-----(0)--------------------------(0)-------------------------0------------------|
D|------5-------------------0--------5-------------------0------0------------------|
A|------5---------4------4--0--------5---5----4-------4--0------0------------------|
E|----------------4------4--------------------4-------4----------------------------|
   And music is their enemy,      culture is their enemy, and leprosy.

[Chorus 2]
     A                    B      C
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---2--------------------4------8------------------------------------|
G|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------|
D|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------|
A|---2--------------------4------5------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------0------------------------------------|
   Let's slice up a Jesuit and offer him to the Gods,   how have you
    
          G                                  C
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0-----3---3-3---1p0-0-----------------------8---8---7---5------------|
G|----0-----0---0-0---0-0-0--2--3--------5--------5---5---5---5------------|
D|----0-----0---0-0---0-0-0--0--0--------5--------5---5---5---5------------|
A|----0-----0---0-0---0---0--0--0-----0--5--------5---5---5---5------------|
E|------------------------------------0--0--------0---0---0---0------------|
    been, boy?          I've been fine.             How have you
        
          G                          C
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0--0-0-1-0-----0----0------------------8-8-8-8-7---5------------|
G|----0--0-0-----2/4-------------5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
D|----0----------------x-----0---5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
A|----0--------------------------5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
E|-------------------------------0-----------0-0-0-0-0---0------------|
     been, boy?      I've been fine.           How have you
   
      G                              C
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----0-----3----3-3---1--3--1--0----8-----------8-8-8-8-7---5------------|
G|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
D|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
A|----0-----0----0-0---0--0--0--0----5-----------5-5-5-5-5---5------------|
E|-----------------------------------0-----------0-0-0-0-0---0------------|
    been?               I've been fine.             How have you
        
          G
E|------------------------------|
B|----3----3----0---------------|
G|----0----0----2/4--0-----0----|
D|----0----0----0-------2-------|
A|----0----0----0---------------|
E|------------------------------|
     been?        I've been
                          
[Outro]         
        C 
E|-----------------------------|
B|--8------------8-8-8-8-7--5--|
G|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--|
D|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--| (x3)
A|--5------------5-5-5-5-5--5--|
E|--0------------0-0-0-0-0--0--|
  (fine.)

    C 
E|----------------|
B|--8-8-8-8-7--5--|
G|--5-5-5-5-5--5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5--5--| (x2)
A|--5-5-5-5-5--5--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0--0--|

    C
E|-------------|
B|--8-8-8-8-7--|
G|--5-5-5-5-5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5--| (x3)
A|--5-5-5-5-5--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0--|

    C
E|--------------------|
B|--8-8-8-8-8-8-7--5--|
G|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5--|
D|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5--|
A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5--5--|
E|--0-0-0-0-0-0-0--0--|
   
    G
E|-----------------------------1--0--------------------|
B|--0--3--1--0-----------------------3--2--3--2--0--0--|
G|--0-----------2--3--2--0--------------------------0--|
D|--0-----------------------2-----------------------0--|
A|--0-----------------------------------------------0--|
E|-----------------------------------------------------|


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| *   Harmonic
| /   Slide up
| \   Slide down
| x   Dead note
| ()  Ghost note
| b   Bend