When I was drunk and handsome The world revolved around me I don't know how she found me But the bar stood still; Drink in here on payday The place would drive you crazy Come over here and save me Won't you say you will? Here am I a free man With nothing in the coffers Open to offers And I'm in my prime; I'm too young to marry Too old to mess about Let me be your carry-out At closing time Be my luck and take the poor boy out of here Be my luck forever and a day Give me just one kiss and you can carry me away Two moons are shining Happiness is double Hits you like the stubble On a whisky kiss; God bless the bouncers And happy hour romances Got to take your chances In a life like this Be my luck and take the poor boy out of here Be my luck forever and a day Give me just one kiss and you can carry me away