C
"Its him or me"
                 G
That`s what he said
                  C
But I can`t choose
       C7                  F       Fm
Between a vegan and a pot head
        C                      G             C       C7
So I chose you, because you`re sweet and you give me lots of lovin 
        F       Fm
And you eat meat
C                      A7     F
And thats how you became
         G                    C
My only man of the hour

             C
You never lie
                   G
And you don`t cheat
        C                C7                 F
And you don`t have any baggage tied to your four feet
       C                 G             C                   C7
Do I deserve, to be the one, who will feed you breakfast, lunch, 
               F                    Fm
And dinner and take you to the park at dawn
C                A7      F
Will you really be
         G             C
My only man of the hour

F                                  C
I know you`ll never bring me flowers
G                      C    C7
Flowers they will only die
F                                       C      A7
And though we`ll never take a shower together
F7                               G
I know you`ll never make me cry

               C
You never argue
               G
You don`t even talk
        C               C7               F
And I like the way you let me lead you when we go outside and walk
C               A7    F
Will you really be
        G             C    A7    F
My only man of the hour?
        G             C    A7    F
My only man of the hour
        G             C
My only man of the hour