Step one is to let you attack first (Go on!) Don't be shy human, show me your worst! What's wrong? It's sort of strange you're so defensive (What gives?) My job's to see you apprehended! (Splendid) But you're not attacking What is it I'm lacking? One sec! Take a turn while I make sure- That this guide book is correct! You still haven't hit me What could I be missing? Next step, now it's back to my attack No sweat! You've got this martlet! Soaring through the sky! Duck, and dodge, and hide Good try but- I won't let you by! Watch as feathers fly! Human child- Honestly you aren't that mean Might be more to you than I think I wonder if we- Getting sidetracked Back to the fight. Who's attack was- Wait! It's yours right? No room to hesitate Why don't you just give up? Think that you're doing great? You're in luck, that was a warmup! The battles in full swing And you're facing martlet! Isn't this exciting? Can't stop my royal guard gauntlet! You just keep on dodging Feel like giving up now? Just a tad exhausted This sure is a real workout! I must apprehend you! But this doesn't make sense Even now you refuse? I'll double check Step one is to let you attack first (Go on!) This isn't going like I rehearsed Why not? It's not at all what I intended (Please fight!) My job's to see you apprehended! (Yeah right) Why's this such a struggle? Last week was no trouble! Maybe you insulting me's the key! Why don't we try and let's see? Be really aggressive! Angry and expressive! Ready? Don't hold back and talk some smack- And the rest should come easy! Soaring through the sky! Duck, and dodge, and hide You've tried but- I won't let you by! Watch as feathers fly! Human child- Honestly I've been struggling This job ain't been easy to keep But that won't stop me- Getting sidetracked Back to the fight. Who's attack was- Now it's mine right? Now you're insulting me That was adorable! Not making this easy! Here I go Protocol and all Even now you're dodging No sign of giving up This sure is exhausting I've gotta say humans are tough! Said I can't do my job Can't say I disagree I'm on the chopping block One more mistake till' they fire me! Did I mess up somewhere? Was I hesitating? You're still trying to spare I need to think