Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You'd better learn my name, cause' I am Ash-ley! She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions You might be the ingredient I seek Don't let yourself be fooled by her innocent demeanor You should be afraid of the great Ash-ley! She doesn't play with dolls and she never comps her hair Who has time to girly things like that? Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you Grandma's wig, this will make you big Kitten spit, soon, you pants don't fit Pantalones giganticus! Oh no, not again She can rule the world and still finish all her homework Everyone knows that I'm the greatest Ash-ley You'd better watch your step or she I'll cast a spell on you I turned my teacher into a spoon I'm a slave to my spell book, and that is true I don't have as many as friends But I think you're nice and maybe we could be friends And if you say no You're toast Who's the girl next door living in the haunted mansion? You'd better learn my name, cause' I am Ash-ley! Just remember this when see her on a street I'm the cruelest girl you'll ever meet