I love you more than chocolate
I love you more than anything
I love you more than mallrats
I love you more than everything

So don't ever think that i don't love you
Cos i do, that's all i do
So don't ever think that i don't need you
Because i do, it's true

I love you more than batman
I love you more than anything
I love you more than fruit chews
I love you more than everything

So don't ever think that i don't love you
Cos i do, that's all i do
So don't ever think that i don't need you
Because i do, it's true

I'd love you if you were a stump
I'd love you if you shaved your head
I'd love you if were skewiff
I love you more than everything

You are the only thing that i have ever loved completely
So i don't care if you change as long as you're you inside

So don't ever think that i don't love you
Cos i do, that's all i do
So don't ever think that i don't need you
Because i do, it's true